Here they are:
- Peaches
- Apples
- Sweet bell peppers
- Celery
- Nectarines
- Strawberries
- Cherries
- Pears
- Imported grapes
- Spinach
- Potato
- Lettuce
Once upon a time, Mr. Peach (who had a little fuzz on his chin) and Mrs. Apple had a sweet little son "bell pepper." Bell pepper had a cousin, celery, who was quite lengthy. Last week, when celery was going down the slide at the park, the Pink Fruit Gang (Nectarine, Strawberry and Cherry) started to beat him up. Then, with his lovely green cape, Principal Pear came to the rescue. He said, "Now, don't be such sour grapes. This is unacceptable." And he sent the pink fruit gang to the spinach detention center, where they ate nothing but potatoes and lettuce for the rest of their lives. The end!
Good luck staying away from the conventionally grown Dirty Dozen!